Every season greets us with its own slew of unique activities, trends and fashion statements. As girls, we welcome the changes with open arms, but what do the guys on campus think about our winter tendencies? Thankfully here are your answers:
Long winter parkas
Joey: Winter? I hardly know her!
Chandler: Wait do you own a North Face parka? Way to differentiate yourself! Too bad you look like everyone else around you.
Ross: Although sleek and elegant, they tend to cover up a female’s gluteous maximus which confuses me…
UGG Boots
Joey: They work very well with yoga pants in my opinion, because I don’t notice them then.
Chandler: They remind me of my sister… she’s young.
Ross: Comfortable, warm, fairly stylish—when worn with an unidentified outfit they can look a little goofy.
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Joey: I love it because I can stare without being weird.
Chandler: There is absolutely nothing wrong with being obsessed with the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
Ross: Fan. Huge fan.
Wearing party dresses when it’s 10 degrees outside
Joey: As long as they are not participating in “No-Shave November”, it works for me if it works for them.
Chandler: Trying way to hard…put on that parka we all know you own.
Ross: Cold, probably not comfortable, but always appreciated.
N’Sync Christmas
Joey: They were my go-to band back in my golden days, as much as I hate to admit it.
Chandler: I have nothing bad to say here…who doesn’t like N’Sync, especially at Christmas?
Ross: Almost as good as Celine Dion’s, but not a bad second choice.
Peppermint Mochas
Joey: Only with a splash of grandma’s special medicine
Chandler: Oh you’re drinking Starbucks? You’re so sophisticated.
Ross: Doesn’t sound right saying this, but I love them too.
Well it’s safe to say that guys themselves are much more bizarre than anything we might obsess over throughout the winter. When asked what bothered these young men most about our winter habits they all agreed that the orange look or “fake baking” and not shaving our legs were tied for the worst. Now let’s all give our ears a little loving: