If you’ve ever stood in the basement of Zeta Beta Tau, anxiously waiting for that small but adorable manboy in the tight khakis to come talk to you, Noah Weiner is your guy. Hilarious, 5’6”, can do a full split and shake his hips in many directions; it really doesn’t get much better than this week’s Campus Cutie. So, if you like laughing, smiling or feeling joy, read on to find out more about sophomore Noah Weiner.
Age: 19
Height: 5’6”
Nickname: My good friends at WashU call me Peasant or Sid the Sloth, but my mom calls me Noey (I like that).
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Hometown: Westchester, NY
Major/Minor: Drama and Marketing
On–Campus Involvement: K.A.R.L. Improv, Kids on Campus Sketch Comedy, Cast n’ Crew Actor, Performing Arts Department Actor, ZBT Social Chair
Most embarrassing moment: When I first got a Facebook, I thought that the status post box was the search bar, so I would just post statuses that said people’s names.
Celebrity crush? PAUL RUDD IS FRIKKIN ADORABLE.
Pet peeve: When my best WashU friends call me Slave Boy or P***y S**t. (But I also secretly love it).
Beach or Snow: Beach obviously, I’m not insane.
Favorite quote: “Are you just jealous that I’m kinda pretty and you’re not?” -Pensatucky, OINTB
Favorite 90s song: Spice Up Your Life
Batman, Spiderman or Shark Boy and Lava Girl: Sharkboy and Lavagirl is LYFE.
If we came to your house for dinner, what would you make for us? Bowls of ice
Most recent Google search: Scream Queens Hulu (it’s so funny and stupid).
What kitchen utensil would you be? A teaspoon.