I know you may think that those small talk conversations about your major is pointless.. But your major says a lot about you! To help you out, I’ve detailed what each major says about you as explained through the Kardashians.
Source: https://www.pinterest.com/andreasteven216/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians/
Kylie- Sam Fox major
Source: http://www.playbuzz.com/fanbread/are-you-more-kendall-or-kylie-jenner
You are artsy and need people to know. Unlike other Wash U students, you’re actually cool. You know all of the lyrics to every alt-J song. And like Kylie, you know you’re the sh*t and are never caught unprepared.
Kendall- Math and Economics major
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3410767/Taking-world-storm-Ken…
When you first tell people that you’re a Math or Economics major, they. are. shocked. But at the same time, you have your life together so effortlessly it almost adds up. You have your whole life figured out and are no doubt going to be making bank by the second you graduate if you haven’t already from your elite summer internships.
Khloe- Psychology major
Source: http://kingofwallpapers.com/khloe-kardashian.html
You know how to read people. You take psychology classes so you can psycho-analyze all of your friends and identify each one of their problems. Of course you don’t have any though.
Kim-Marketing major
Source: http://www.the-broad-side.com/we-need-kim-kardashian-and-her-full-fronta…
They say “B-school, pre-school,” but you know how to market yourself. You know how to present well and take advantage of any resources you have. No need to make a sex video, but you can make any iffy situation sound incredible. This will be extremely helpful in twisting your subpar work experience into one that is “life-changing.”
Kourtney- Architecture
Source: http://www.etonline.com/news/181038_kourtney_kardashian_goes_braless_she…
Like Kourtney, you have an eye for design and you’re serious about it. You can flip houses in your sleep and can’t stop envisioning how to redo the entire house. She might be a little more interior design, but you both are on top of your lives; you can create a design with one hand and take care of the kids with the other.
Rob- WGSS major
Source: http://www.celebuzz.com/2015-08-31/rob-kardashian-slimmer-new-selfie/
Don’t get me wrong, WGSS majors are awesome (I’m a WGSS minor), but you know when you tell your relatives over Thanksgiving they always ask, “But what career are you going into?” Like Rob, you’ve chosen a life path that isn’t so flashy. Hidden behind your med school brother and your lawyer parents, you feel pretty irrelevant. But keep working on that sock line… I’m sure it’ll take off soon!