Cats. The species of animals that gives no shit and absolutely does not try to hide its disdain for humans. Humans. The species of animals that just love other animals who don’t give a crap about them…which is why we all love cats. Cats are awesome. They are adorable and they probably think we’re stupid but who cares, right? They’re just so damn cute. And so darn flexible. I mean, have you seen some of the shit that cats that do? It’s pretty insane. I mean if cats were humans, they’ll be badass in bed. (Was that inappropriate? Yes. But scroll down and check out Uncle Liu’s leg up behind the ear before you condemn me for telling the truth!)
So the human love for cats have brought us to the point of the inevitable. We’re stalking cats on social media. Yes. The human race as a whole is officially creepy. And we can’t stop. And we won’t stop.
Here are ten of the most well-loved and adorable cats on the Internet with more stalkers and admirers than the hottest girl in your school will probably ever get in her life. Yes, cats have won the awesome-species race.
Let’s begin (this ranking is in no particular order of cuteness because humans are not worthy enough to judge cats).
ZAQAZ (@ZAQAZ)
Zaqaz may just be the sweetest cat you’ve ever seen, with that rotund face and cute kitty eyes. It’s tough not to go “aww” when you see the cute poses this Scottish Fold is capable of. And of course, its eyes! I mean, try saying ‘No’ to those eyes! It’s impossible! It’s almost a test of character – if you meet someone who can say “No” to those eyes, you probably need to rethink your friendship with them. Cos y’know, they’re probably evil.
Snoopy (@snoopybabe)
The latest cat craze to hit China probably goes to Snoopy. Doesn’t matter that it’s got a traditionally doggy name, with its large cutesy eyes and a round pie-like face, you’ve just got to love it! This is yet another cat that would serve well as a test of character since it’s undoubtedly one of the cutest kittens on Instagram. It gets even better when this little furball puts on jewellery or outfits! Snoopy is just too cute to resist!
Toco (@makicocomo)
Famous Niki could very well be the feline race’s attempt at evolution. Having learnt how to stand on his hind legs and to sit in a reclining position, Niki occasionally dons clothes and hats to compliment his human like poses. Off camera, Niki can be found sitting like this anywhere (on the floor, in the bathroom, on the cabinet and even on the couch) with his tail between his legs like “Niki’s got swag, yo.”
Roku (@rokuthecat)
Roku whose face kinda looks like a less threatening version of an owl is actually a silver Scottish fold who loves donning costumes (Check out his Instagram to see him in a Darth Vader outfit!) and posing for the camera. But that’s not all! Roku’s owners claim that the feline has aerodynamic ears, feeds on rainbow and poops butterfly. Well, whether or not the cat has colorful poo doesn’t really matter, as long as Roku remains the happy, energetic and lovable kitty (with killer eyes to boot) on Instagram!
Sam (@samhaseyebrows)
Meet Sam, the ever-surprised kitten with black markings resembling eyebrows over his eyes. Despite going viral overnight and becoming an internet hit, Sam appears to remain slightly concerned and uncertain about his future. It’s like he’s always asking himself what I call the Bohemian Rhapsody problem – Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? (If you didn’t get that reference you’re officially too young for me.) Anyway, despite being constantly in a state of question and uncertainty, Sam still gets a crazy amount of fame and love from his fans. Guess he doesn’t need to worry much!
Lil Bub (@iamlilbub)
Hamilton (@hamilton_the_hipster_cat)
We have seen the Sam with his eyebrows, but now meet Hamilton, the hipster cat. With his curly white moustache, Hamilton shot to fame after his photos went viral and even landed himself a T-shirt deal. He’s cool yo. He’s got a moustache. A white moustache. He’s won the hipster game permanently. Toddlers in Burberry coats, skinny jeans and round glasses ain’t got nothing on him!
Uncle Liu (@Leonliu)
Beyond sitting in an upright position and exposing his nether parts (he’s flexible, yo), Uncle Liu fancies wearing an adorable tie and posing for the camera while simultaneously expressing disdain for all that walks the Earth. Hailing from Taiwan, this not-so-pleased kitty cat certainly reminds us of one other particularly grumpy cat….
Grumpy Cat (@realgrumpycat)