I don’t know about you, but online dating can have its ups and downs. Here are our favorite tell-tale signs for swiping left. Sorry, buddie
Fish Pictures
I’m sorry, but pictures of you holding your big catch is ridiculous
Gun Pictures
Not to get political here, but I’ll pass
Selfies with your tongue sticking out
What are you, four?
No shirt, flexing gym pictures
All pictures with your dogs
Pictures with other girls
Pictures with only your bros
Selfies of you chugging a bottle of wine or other alcohol.
This is not a gym mirror, pal. We get it, you’re swole.
We suspect that you are baiting us with your cute dog, and that’s not okay unless the dog comes on our first date too.
Is it really your sister?
Which one are you?? Where’s Waldo? Are you the hot one or nah?
You’re not that cool, pal. Stop trying to be cool.
“Let’s go on an adventure” Bio
What does that even mean, bro? That’s kinda creepy. (But wait, are you paying?)
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The Dog Snapchat Filter
No, just no. Why? Really, this applies to basically all snapchat filters.
Bathroom Selfies
Ew.
Pictures with babies
What are you trying to tell me? As a lot of you like to say, I’m just looking for a “good time” and “not trying to get serious.”
It’s can be rough time out there in the dating world, ladies! Good luck finding prince charming.