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What Your Favorite Power Ranger Says About You

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at VCU chapter.

Can you believe that the Power Rangers have been around for over 23 years now? Despite the cut-rate visual effects, hammy acting and hilarious overall cheapness of the show, there was still something about Power Rangers that children just couldn’t get enough of.

I mean c’mon, people in colorful spandex beating up monsters? How could kids not love it? And of course, every fan of the show, from Mighty Morphin’ to Ninja Steel, had their favorite ranger. And especially with the release of new 2017 movie,  the lingering question that’s been on everyone’s mind is still at hand.

What does your favorite power ranger say about you?

 

If your favorite is the Red Ranger…

B*tch, you’re as basic as they come but you’re not ashamed of it. You’ve been told that you’re bossy, but you prefer the term “efficient.” The word “can’t” is not in your vocabulary. You probably also have trash taste in Power Rangers (Sorry, I only dictate facts).

 

If your favorite is the Blue Ranger…

You’re probably the most responsible of your friends and probably have a long string of “always the bridesmaid…” situations in your life. You’re also probably done with your Red Ranger friend’s sh*t

 

If your favorite is the Green Ranger…

Lol bye, no one’s favorite is the Green Ranger (just kidding). You probably use humor to hide a butt load of insecurities. You’re low-key the best kind of person.

 

If your favorite is the Yellow Ranger…

Your fists are your best feature and you’re the badass in your group of friends. You can and will kick someone’s ass.

    

If your favorite is the Pink Ranger…

You probably listen to the Spice Girls unironically. “Girl Power” is the motto you live by. You can and will beat someone’s ass AND not mess up your manicure.

 

If your favorite is the Black Ranger…

You would describe yourself as “edgy,” but no one else would. You hardly ever show up to parties, but when you do it’s a pretty fun time. You hardly wear primary colors.

 

And if your favorite is the White Ranger…

You think you’re cooler than all your friends and ARE cooler than all your friends. Your friends secretly resent you for it.

Arianna Coghill is a Print and Online Journalism major in her junior year at Virginia Commonwealth University. She's a huge fan of Tracee Ellis Ross, the Harry Potter series and thinly veiling her insecurities under a layer of sarcasm. She misses the oxford comma dearly and can usually be found writing and/ or binge watching various sci-fi television shows. #blacklivesmatter
Keziah is a writer for Her Campus. She is majoring in Fashion Design with a minor in Fashion Merchandising. HCXO!