On Tuesday night the new show “Scream Queens” premiered on Fox and we’re already in love with all the characters, including Chanel Oberlin. Chanel Oberlin is Kappa Kappa Tau’s queen with a high fashion sense and “it’s all about me” personality. But one of the best things about Chanel Oberlin are the funny and bitchy sayings that comes out of her mouth. Here are eight of the funniest and bitchiest lines from Kappa Kappa Tau’s queen.
1.“These are my minions. I don’t know their names. I don’t want to know their names.”
Wow! Nice thing to say about the minions that consider you their friend.
2.“There was a Chanel #4, but she got Meningitis. She was like ‘I’m sick. I have to go home.’ And I was like, ‘No. Stay.’ But she went home anyway, and then she died. So another thing I was right about.”
I don’t know if I would be proud to be right about that Chanel.
3.“What fresh hell is this?”
I gotta start using that! Sounds classy.
4.“Shut up. You don’t die from getting your face burned off.”
Yes you do Chanel. Yes you do.
5.“You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico.”
Girl needs to take sex education again!
6.“That means I won’t be prosecuted for murder and I can stay popular…”
Right…. And you won’t go to prison!
7.“Good evening, idiot hookers.”
What a nice way to greet someone.
8.“Totally spit in your coffee, bitch.”
Remind me never to let Chanel handle my coffee. Thanks!
HCXO!