If you ever watched Kimmy Schmidt Unbreakable, you know about Titus. He is sassy, gay, and the biggest drama queen, so it’s no wonder he is my favorite character. If you are a drama queen, you will be able to identify him on another level.
This is usually the point in a relationship where people realize you are a huge drama queen. You identify very intimately with Beyonce’s Lemonade music video, and you often plan what you would do if anyone ever cheated on you, and it’s not pretty. Every argument that doesn’t go your way ends with you dramatically storming off and you will refuse to admit that there was any other way of dealing with it.
People don’t always appreciate your attitude.
You have been called “crazy,” “overdramatic,” and “too much,” but what they don’t know is that there is no such thing as too much. You know that you are a fierce lioness and no scrub is going to tell you otherwise.
You have been known to slightly “overdress.”
It doesn’t matter if its a baseball game or night with the girls, you always make everyone else look bad because you insist on dressing your best for every occasion. You wouldn’t dare go out without a full face of makeup and pair of killer shoes, and you don’t care what anyone says because you look fabulous and you know it.
You love to gossip.
If anyone asks, you are obviously going to deny it, but you know there is nothing that brings you more joy than a good piece of juicy gossip. It’s not because your life is boring, it’s just because you love to give your input on the matter. Anyone would be crazy not to take your advice.
Since you have such expensive taste in clothes, you are no stranger to empty bank account
In your defense, it’s really not your fault that Prada is so damn expensive! And you certainly are not going to go parading around looking like a scrub. If only they paid you to be a fierce bitch… you’d be a millionaire!
You are quite obviously the most fun friend in the group
You are never boring, as long as someone sticks around long enough to get to know you. Anytime your friends hang around you, they can guarantee that something interesting is going to happen. It’s just a known fact that you are the life of the party, no matter what you do. You can make even the most insignificant situation into a whole ordeal in a matter of minutes.
You are a heavy believer in self-care
You’re not vain or self-centered, you just refuse to look crusty. Your skin deserves better than that. It’s especially annoying when people think that spa time = free time. After this mask goes on, I’m not going anywhere.
To all you drama queens out there: keep being you! We are the only entertainment this world has anymore and they need us.