1. Costumes that don’t fit the climate
– Can someone please tell me how any college Halloween costumes are fit to be worn in snow?
2. Clown Sightings Galore
– Let’s all think back to the horrifying September/October 2016, where people would dress up in creepy clown costumes and become public menaces
3. Finding NEEDLES IN CANDY
– Just think of your future kids trick or treating in your neighborhood, only to take a bite out of a tootsie roll full of needles-NOT OKAY GUYS
4. Pumpkin Thieves
– Either your pumpkins will go missing, or you will find your pumpkin smashed into the pavement 100 yards away from your apartment
5. There isn’t enough Halloween music
– All we got is “This Is Halloween”, the “Monster Mash”, and “Thriller”. While these are all groovy, there is definitely a lack of festive tunes for the holiday.