Procrastination!
We all do it, if you do not then bless your heart. As my statistics professor once said, “You can procrastinate and still be successful”. She has a PhD, so I am going to take her word for it.
So, here are ways you can try to be productive while being unproductive. Emphasis on try because these are not generally productive. They are a good way to pass time and not feel bad bad about it, for the most part.
1. Online Shopping
2. Pinterest
3. Looking at pictures of puppies, you can never go wrong with puppies
4. More puppies and maybe cats too
5. Clean your room
6. Do laundry
7. Do this dishes
8. Workout
9. Or think about working out
10. Take a long, long nap, you have earned it
11. DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO THE WORM HOLE OF A NEW SHOW ON NETFLIX. DO NOT DO IT!!!!
12. Seriously! Do not do it
13. Well… At least there was resistance
14. Get food
15. Better yet, cook food
16. Remember the amount of work you have to do. Laugh about it and still do not it.
17. Ask your friends if they are procrastinating too
18. Are they? Have a procrastination/pretend study party
19. Watch productive Youtube videos like, “Learning to Save a Life with CPR.”
20. Try to ignore your recommended videos to watch
21. Then proceed to watch your recommended videos
22. You need more food, so get more food
23. Complain about how stressed college is making you
24. Give up
25. Realize you cannot give up because college is expensive
26. Quit college and move to Europe
27. Wait! You are still broke
28. Realize that you just wasted hours while you could have finished your work.
29. Not lose hope and still try to get the work done
30. Accept the fate