1. Please don’t make me buy this book
We would rather spend all of our money dining out on Taylor Street than buying a book we will only need once.
2. Trying to stay awake in class after going to sleep at 4am all summer
We would probably be in our 4th hour asleep in this 8am class.
3. Not being in the mood to deal with the people who are excited to come back to school
How are you so excited? How do you have this much energy in the morning? Where can I find some of that?
4. Actually being early to class and finishing an assignment on time
And contemplating just sitting in the front and changing your Instragram aesthetic to Einstein quotes.
5. Receiving the syllabus and trying to deal with the amount of work you need to do
Where is all this work coming from? Why are the due dates so soon?