Everyone loves to hate the Kardashian ladies. But, we have to remember that even though they date Hollywood’s most famous athletes and musicians, they are normal people just like the rest of us. Here is what the Kardashian ladies would be like if they attended UF.
1. Kourtney
Kourtney is the eldest and seemingly most responsible of the bunch. Whenever she goes out with friends to Midtown, she always swears she will “turn up,” but ends up being the mother hen of the group. When there is too much alcohol involved, she is always there to pull back her friend’s hair or be the designated driver. She’s a pre-education major because she adores young children. In her free time, Kourt likes to volunteer at Baby Gator to watch and play with all the kids. Kourtney is also revered among her friends for doing the impossible: taming a wild frat guy. After seeing one of the biggest players in the Greek community, Scott, for over a year, she finally secured the coveted relationship status of being “Facebook official.”
2. Kim
The second oldest, Kimmy K. is the humblest and most caring. Haha, just kidding. Kim is the vain, self-obsessed, selfie queen that we all criticize but secretly envy. Kim is totally the epitome of TSM and would be a member of a Panhellenic sorority at UF. At every social event, you could find her “throwing what she knows” with her sorority sisters. On weekends, Kim can be found flirting with all the boys and being facey at Rowdy’s. Her outfits are always on point at socials and her friends always want to raid her closet at the sorority house.
3. Khloé
Khloé is the unabashed, sassy sister of the Kardashian group. She fits in with the boys just as well as she does with the girls. She would definitely be a fraternity sweetheart for one of the top fraternities on campus. Whenever she has free time between classes, she goes to the frat house to chill with the boys. She can always be seen sitting front row at the UF basketball games, cheering on her basketball player boyfriend. She is the queen of football tailgates, shotgunning beers with friends, but she’s also the classy diva of downtown, as she can be found popping champagne at 101 Downtown every Saturday.
4. Kendall
This quieter sister sometimes gets lost in the hype of the rest of her family but focuses on establishing herself in other ways. Kendall is one of the top models at Gainesville Fashion Week. She is a business major with aspirations of opening up a clothing line with her closest sister, Kylie. A lot of her fashion inspiration comes from indie-inspired locally owned stores like Wolfgang and Urban Thread.
5. Kylie
Kylie is the rebellious hipster of the Kardashian-Jenner family. With her constant changing hair colors and boho-inspired outfits, Kylie would totally fit in at downtown Gainesville. She is a frequent at Maude’s Classic Cafe and would probably even work there. But wait — a Kardashian-Jenner actually working? That would never happen. Kylie is an English major and is currently writing another book with her older sister after the success of their first novel, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia. Kylie can often be found partying like a rock star at The Atlantic or Rockeys Dueling Piano Bar in downtown Gainesville.
6. Kris
Let’s face it — Kris is one of the girls. She couldn’t be home alone while all her babies are off at college. Kris would be the third roommate in Kendall and Kylie’s apartment because after all, “She’s not a regular mom; she’s a cool mom.”
Let’s just be grateful these ladies live in California and not in Gainesville. Cheers to the famous family that everybody loves to hate!