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The 14 Stages of Pulling an All-Nighter, as Told by Game of Thrones

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UFL chapter.

1. It’s 8 p.m., and your motivation is at its peak. You’re ready to beast-mode your way through this essay like it’s nobody’s business.

2. However, as time progresses with slow work output, you can feel your productivity level tanking and your motivation slipping.

3. The paper becomes the last thing you want to do. For causing you so much grief and frustration, all you can think of your professor is…

4. You can practically hear your professor laughing at all of his or her poor students reveling in their despair like some kind of tyrannical ruler.

5. You decide to take a “brief” break from your hard work with a couple of YouTube videos. But as one link leads to another, the clock strikes 1 a.m.

6. And you desperately, but futilely, wish there was some shortcut that would magically complete your assignment for you and get you a decent grade.

7. As the night progresses with minimal productivity, you hate yourself for not starting your essay earlier and wish someone had slapped some sense into you sooner.

8. All you can think about is your bed and pillows and sleep and pajamas…

9. Things just seem dark and cold, and it’s basically just a sad, sad time.

10. As your deadline rapidly approaches, depression and anguish hit you like a wall. You feel like an idiot for even thinking this essay would be possible to finish in one night.

11. But no. At 5 a.m., you decide you’ve come too far to turn back. Inspiration strikes, and you go H.A.M., working through the essay with a cold, detached, determined mindset.

12. To anyone who tries to interrupt or disturb you when you’re in the zone, you’re just like…

13. With exactly two minutes to spare before the 8 a.m. deadline, you hit the submit button, feeling like a total boss, and vow to never pull an all-nighter again.

14. But let’s be real. You’ll be in the same situation again in a couple weeks like the Hodor you truly are.

Antara Sinha is a sophomore journalism/pre-med major at the University of Florida. She is a contributing writer for USA Today College, and this is her third semester as a writer for Her Campus UFL. Her interests include health, science and lifestyle writing, and she plans on pursing medical and science journalism.
Cara oversees Her Campus Media's community department and serves as strategic lead for the expansion, development and management of all HCM communities, including the Her Campus Chapter Network, InfluenceHer Collective, College Fashionista, Spoon University, Campus Trendsetters, alumni and high school. She works closely with company leadership to develop new community-related sales offerings and the Integrated Marketing team to support all community-focused client marketing programs from end to end. Cara has experience working with high-profile talent, such as Jessica Alba, Andrew Yang, Amber Tamblyn, Aja Naomi King, Troian Bellisario, Jessica Marie Garcia, Nico Tortorella, Nastia Liukin, Rebecca Minkoff, Cecile Richards and Samantha Power, as well as brands like Coca-Cola, L'Oréal Paris, The New York Times, HBO, Uber, H&M and more. Having been a part of the HC family since 2011, Cara served as Campus Correspondent of the HC chapter at the University of Florida where she studied journalism, women’s studies and leadership. A New Yorker turned Floridian, Cara has a Friends quote for any situation. You can usually find her with her friends and family at the beach, a concert or live sports event or binge-watching Grey's Anatomy or Sons of Anarchy. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter @thecararose.