You’ve seen those children and you know it’s that time of year again…since $4.00 a box is pretty steep on a college budget, you can’t buy every flavor Girl Scout cookie. Therefore, it is crucial to decide your favorite. And be careful, your choice says more about your personality than you think.
Thin Mints: You don’t mess around. You’re fresh and clean. When you walk in the door, people wish to be half as sharp as your crisp suit. When you want a treat, you want minimal crumbs, maximum flavor–a no-nonsense one-biter. You’re the type of person who wears sunglasses indoors and looks cool chewing on a toothpick.
Samoas (Caramel deLites): You are unpredictable. At first glance, you seem as pure and sweet as chocolate, but those who get to know you better can see your mischeivous (maybe even conniving) core. Duplicity drips from your smile like gooey caramel, and although you seem sane, you are completely coconuts. It’s wise to steer clear of folks like you.
Tagalongs (Peanut Butter Patties): You are a bit of an introvert. Shyly, you conceal your nutty side within a shell of what you perceive to be normalcy so as to avoid conflict or judgment. You are not one to put on a show and often make compromises in an attempt to please others, even if this means you yourself are unsatisfied.
Do-si-Dos (Peanut Butter Sandwiches): You are a child at heart. Some may say immature or naive, but let’s not be so negative. You always try to order off the kids’ menu even though you’re over 20, you love swings, and the closest thing to coffee you’ll drink is a Strawberries and Cream Frappucino.
Lemonades: You are so full of bitterness and resentment that you had to transition to elastic waistbands. You see the world around you as a cesspool of tragic imbecility, and no other humans understand your superior logic. You can often be heard muttering under your breath.
Trefoils (Shortbread): You are traditional. You’re into Beethoven, Mark Twain and seasonal world history exhibits. For breakfast you like lightly toasted bread with an evenly distributed half tablespoon of strawberry jam, and maybe a cup of Earl Grey tea if it’s going to be a rough day. You have multiple fireplaces in your home, and a Scottish terrier named Churchill.