MR. UCSB FRESHMAN CONTEST 2013!

It's time to start voting! We have 8 fabulous contestants, who all have a lot to offer. Read each of their interviews, view their pictures, and vote for your favorite freshie! CONTESTANT #1: ZACH OSADCHE Name: Zachary Samuel Osadche Hometown: Newport Beach, CA Potential Major: Sports marketing Career Ambition: Sports agent Campus Involvement: -student athlete (UCSB water polo) -Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity (SAE)..."chill bros doing chill things" If you could brag about a few things, what would they be? -I have played water polo since I was 8 -I can put both of my legs behind my head What's your favorite pick up line? "Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?" In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, and why? "Definitely athlete, I was always reppin the Newport polo gear." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "they're fine, kind, and always on time... mostly" b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Will Smith, yea baby." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "Oh man, nothing fancy...barbeque salmon with a little lemon and butter, with some grilled peppers some rice and a couple cold ones. Maybe a salad depending on the mood I’m in." d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Make eye contact from across the room and hold the gaze while doing an ever so slight up down." If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "Invest" What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "When I was pantsed in front of an entire sorority while doing an exotic dance with my buddies...the sock I had packed incognito, shot across the room and came to rest in the front row. After composing myself and doing a little shimmy with my pants half mass I lunged for the sock unrolled it and threw it to an ever so lucky someone." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "Because if I don’t, I just might cry!" CONTESTANT #2: MARTY ENSBURY Name: Marty Ensbury Hometown: Manhattan Beach, CA Potential Major: English with a minor in French Career Ambition: Real Estate Attorney Campus Involvement: Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity (SAE): Pledge Class President If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? -"I can grow a great moustache." -"I've never been to jail." -"I'm disease free." What's your favorite pick up line? "I have only three months to live..." In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, and why? "Hopefully boy next door because my neighbor was hot." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "They are tan." b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Denzel Washington." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "I can't cook, so Cup of Noodles." d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Like beer." If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "Hire someone to do my laundry." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "Getting locked out of my room with nothing but a pancho on." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "If I win, techno party in Anacapa 1417!" CONTESTANT #3: GENO CREESE Name: Geno Creese Hometown: North Hollywood, CA Potential Major: Theater Career Ambition: Professional Actor Campus Involvement: -Beta Theta Pi fraternity (Beta) -community service in Isla Vista If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? -"I have green eyes." -"I'm very persuasive, I know how to get people to have a good time." -"I like to make people laugh, I have a good sense of humor." What's your favorite pick up line? "Hey Baby, you're so sexy, I'll get you steak nachos (from Freebirds)." In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, and why? "Definitely more of the boy next door. I was never the jock type, but always a sweetheart." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "They're beautiful and more fun than any other girls I've ever met." b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Andy Samburg, because people tell me I look like him every day! And he's funny." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "I would make her breakfast for dinner, I'd make her french toast because it's the best thing I know how to make, and I'd make her eggs and bacon and anything else she wanted." d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Know how to dance." If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "Buy my own theater, and probably buy an airplane." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "One time in the dining commons, during the first or second week of school, I tripped and dropped everything I was holding. The entire DLG stopped and clapped for me." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "I am a great representation of this school and a nice guy that hopefully no one will have any problems with. Hope when people hear my name or see me, they get a smile on their face and know that they can hang out and be friends with me." CONTESTANT #4: SPENCER MOSS Name:  Spencer Moss Hometown: Newport Beach, CA  Potential Major: Mechanical Engineering Career Ambition: "Honestly, I’m still trying to find what drives me. I’m not necessarily concerned with a career that will leave me making a lot of money, I just want to be able to express my creativity and enjoy a lifestyle that consistently allows me to explore new things. Hopefully Engineering will fulfill that for me, but its certainly open to interpretation." Campus Involvement:  -Alpha Apsilon Pi fraternity (Aepi). -"Also, I’m a regular customer to the hot dog stand in the arbor. It’s just straight bomb and I’m glad to have supported such a fine eating establishment for 6 months now."   If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? "Well, this is strange question for me to answer, but I suppose the 3 things I take pride in, or brag about, would be... -My ability to play to guitar, I’m not half bad ha. -My two older sisters, Ali and Leah. For sure the most fun, amazing, and caring girls I’ve ever met. They’ve taught me everything I know about girls and they own a shop on Ventura Blvd. so for some reason I think that’s cool to brag about. -I suppose the last thing would be my grades. Its been two quarters and I’m just straight rockin’ college.   What's your favorite pick up line? "My favorite pickup line is the old classic 'Hey, so I have this problem?...Well, there must be a mirror in your pants, because for some reason I can see myself in them!' I can't imagine it working at 10pm...that's more like a 12 to 1:30 pickup line." In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, and why? "I suppose it’s a combination of the nerd, because I was always taking math and physics classes, and the boy next door because I was kind of quiet, but always cruising around with my shirt off, ditching class to go to the beach. I kept to myself, but when I was infatuated with a girl, it was all about her." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "They have a beach in their backyard to go tan on."     b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Owen Wilson, he’s just a straight baller."     c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "I have no idea how to cook/what to cook, but im a big sushi guy so I’d go from there."     d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Shove me up against a wall and just take a little control…ya dig?" If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "No idea, I don’t need it. I’d probably do the whole Oprah thing, or open up a company, outsource my employees in a developing country to stimulate economic growth, I feel that's the best thing we can do for the world." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "Getting completely undressed at a party on the dance floor." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "I have no idea, this competition is hilarious so it;s kinda dope just to be nominated." CONTESTANT #5: DREY LIAUTAUD Name: Drey Liautaud Hometown: Pasadena, CA Potential Major: Business Econ. Career Ambition: something in the financial sector, possibly law school Campus Involvement: -Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity (SigEp) -"I'm hoping to be in AS (I have an upcoming interview)" If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? -"I can sing pretty well." -"I have pretty good style!" -"I have a good, boyish charm." What's your favorite pick up line? "Roses are red, violets are blue, its cold outside, can I cuddle with you?" In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, and why? "I was the musician. I was in a band and played lots of shows in Hollywood." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "They all have beach bodies in beach weather and it's great. And they're pretty smart because this school is hard to get into." b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "E from entourage because he makes deals, makes money, but gets to party with the boys and balances his life well." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "A gift card of her choice of restaurant to take her for a great dinner because I can't cook!" d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Know what they're talking about and don't just say what they think I want to hear, and they believe in what they're saying" If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "Buy a new bike because I need a new one, and invest a lot of it to be ambitious and get a good job and try and make more money." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "Running into a girl on my bike while she was biking. I felt like a jerk." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "I just want it!" CONTESTANT #6: VINCENT LORIS Name: Vincent Loris Hometown: Paris, France Potential Major: Undeclared for now. I have no idea, I am completely lost. Career Ambition: Musical Production Campus Involvement: -Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity (LXA) -one of the school's Jazz bands If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? -"I'm from Paris, but I can speak perfect English with no accent, and I also speak French" -"I love breakdancing." -"I'm a musician, I play the drums and am a singer." What's your favorite pick up line? "I'm French." In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, and why? -"A musician. I recorded 2 CD's. My school didn't have sports so I definitely was not an athlete." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "It's California and the girls are completely different than what I've ever seen, in a beautiful way." b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Freddie Prinze Jr. because every girl says that I look like him." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "I love cooking. I would make her beef scallopini with cream sauce, and white wine." d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Give me a witty look that shows that they're up to something with a smile." If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "Help my parents with my tuition! And if theres anything left, then invest it in music for my future." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "One time, I was wearing a pair of boxers that I bought in florence (they look like the David statue--naked), and some sorority girls saw me and thought I was completely naked." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "I think a foreigner should win an American competition!" CONTESTANT #7: MAX KUPFERMAN Name: Max Kupferman Hometown:Dana Point, CA Potential Major: BioPsych Career Ambition: Sports psychology or clinical psychology. I have lots of medical school, it's gonna be fun. Campus Involvement: -Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity (SigEp) -Rally Committee on AS to promote sports, etc. If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? -"I'm Down to earth" -"I was the captain of the wrestling team in high school " -"I love to play guitar" What's your favorite pick up line? "I'm Max Kupferman, the 5'8 freak, and the boy with a charm, to make your knees go weak." In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, or musician and why? "The athlete, because I played football and wrestled in high school." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "They're generally very attractive, but when I talk to them they are usually smarter than me." b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Christian bale, specifically in Batman." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "I wouldn't cook for a girl because I can't cook! I would take her to a really nice restaurant." d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "Go to the gym, and specifically lift weights." If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "Put most of it away." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "Sunday Funday." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "I am a great representation of the boys at UCSB!" CONTESTANT #8: BEN GREEN Name: Ben Green Hometown: Fairfax, California Potential Major: Polysci Major Career Ambition: lawyer, possibly songwriter Campus Involvement: Alpha Epsilon Pi (Aepi) fraternity If you could brag about 3 things, what would they be? -"I played guitar for 12 years and write my own music." -"I work out 5 times a week." -"I have a talent agent in San Francisco" What's your favorite pick up line? "Hey my name's Ben Green, and I'm a sex machine." In high school, were you classified as the athlete, nerd, prom king, or boy next door, musician, and why? "I played sports all 4 years...varsity baseball and tennis, but I also was in theater, and performed with my band." Finish these sentences... a. UCSB girls are the best because... "They're California girls like the Beach Boys said, and don't we all wish we could be California Girls? UCSB girls are beautiful!" b. If my life was turned into a movie, this actor would star as me... "Adam Brody. I think he could play me, he's silly and stuff." c. If I were to cook for a girl on the first date, I would make her... "A dish called Wagon Wheels that my mom makes....wagon wheel shaped pasta with red sauce and it's baked with cheese on it. But i'd be kinda screwed in that situation because I don't cook." d. I think it is really sexy when girls... "I like it when girls wear their hair down and show off their body. Relaxed clothing. Jeans and a t-shirt. I don't like it when girls have to get all dressed up!" If you won the lottery today, what would be the first thing you would do with your money? "I would make people's day every day...I would feel so good about giving money to different people and strangers every day. And leaving big tips and stuff like that." What has your most embarrassing moment so far at UCSB? "Trying to get a pair of panties from a sorority at UCLA at 4am." Why should you win Mr. UCSB Freshman? "I'm really really ridiculously good looking!"