“I had a dream I was a monk in Bangkok. It was rad.”
SeniorMajor: communicationHometown: Santa Cruz
Where do you want to be in five years, and with whom?
I’ll be 27 in five years… 28… In five years I’ll probably travel through South East Asia, once again. I think that’s where I need to be. I want to go back there and teach English, hopefully in Thailand.
And with whom? Who knows… I’ll figure it out when I get there.
Do you have any celebrity crushes?
Mila Kunis. She’s definitely my type of girl. If you look at my track record of ex-girlfriends, you’ll see a definite pattern.
So like dark hair, light eyes…?
Well, yeah, that. But also someone who just looks adventurous.
What’s adventurous about Mila Kunis’ look?
Have you seen Book of Eli? She tears it up!
Are you crushing on anyone at UCSB? Want to give a shout out?
Girl who works at Café Equilibrium, she hooked it up with free chicken in my crepe. I love that girl.
Are you the type of guy to check girls out when they walk away?
Definitely.
What’s your biggest turn on/turn off?
I like a little playful biting. Biggest turn off? Cigarettes. Don’t smoke ‘em.
Do you think you’re a romantic man?
Yeah. I’d like to think so.
You hesitated.
Yeah.
Are you on Tinder?
It’s 2015, isn’t it?
What do you think is your best feature?
I would say… the hair. It’s gotta be the hair.
You studied in Thailand for a quarter. What’s the craziest thing that happened to you?
I think, legally, I’m not allowed to discuss it.
So you plead the Fifth?
Until the day I die.
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