SPOILER ALERT: If you have yet to watch the season 3 premiere of HTGAWM I suggest you leave this post immediately and go watch it.
1. “Previously on How To Get Away With Murder“; It’s been much too long since I’ve heard those words. Thank you so much.
2. I almost forgot what a terrible human being Sam was.
3. Like he was the definition of “asshole”.
4. WHERE’S FRANK?!
5. Someone’s being rolled away, alrighttttttttttt, who did they kill this time.
6. Hey look, it’s Frank visiting Wes for some weird reason.
7. Frank is a real one.
8. Frank is the definition of “How to Get Away With Murder”.
9. Okayyyy maybe I’m biased because of the beard, but I cannot see Frank as the bad guy Annalise is painting him to be.
10. Why are Wes and Annalise in the woods?
11. Are they ’bouta kill someone without the rest of the group?
12. Oh, the good old fashioned screaming into the abyss.
13. Annalise screaming is me during finals week.
14. Hell yeah Frank shirtless scene.
15. …Hey buddy what are you doing with that electric razor….
16. FRANCIS.
17. *SCREAMING*
18. OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
WHAT.
ARE.
YOU.
DOING.
19. Thank the heavens above it’s finally over.
20. Did…
21. Did Frank just get even better looking?
22. They’re screaming because Frank somehow got even better looking.
23. Who’s Maggie?
24. Why is Wes being rude af to Laurel?
25. Laurel doesn’t deserve this.
26. #MurderSquad reunited! New year, fresh blood.
27. Is Annaleise the only law professor in this damn school?
28. You cannot expect to have murdered so many people and not have someone figure at least one out.
29. Let the blackmailing begin!
30. “Mr. Drake” is going to get on my last nerve all season, I can already tell.
31. “Show off” lmao.
32. Everything is most certainly not “fine” Annalise. YOU HAVE MURDERED PEOPLE.
33. Bonnie was on the screen for all of 5 seconds.
34. Heyyyyyyyy Annalise who you textin? ☺
35. But I shipped Laurel and Frank so hard.
36. LAUREL HE CANNOT BE DEAD TO YOU.
37. Even Frank’s voicemail is sexy.
38. Laurel, you love him. We all love him.
39. Karim :(
40. “Well at least they chose a good photo” ME AF when someone is blackmailing for murder.
41. …This kiddie pool meeting between Connor and Annalise is the weirdest thing…
42. Protect Oliver at all costs!!!!!!!!
43. “You have my word”. We all know that’s code for “I’m about to stab you in the back” in Annalise Keating language.
44. Damn, Oliver being a baddie over here.
45. Deleting e-mails, subtly threatening the woman who could single handedly detroy his life.
46. Does anyone ever really understand what Asher is saying?
47. Hello, yes 911 where can I order myself one of these handsome and buff foot massagers?
48. Nate is also a real one.
49. How he genuinly cares is so cute.
50. He does everything for Annalise, from covering up murders to giving her foot massages.
51. Annalise: *Looks ominously at jewlery box that contains early 2000s flip phone versus the hot half-naked man in her bed*
52. Asher, isn’t it kind of inappropriate to ask for a loan from your professor/murder buddy?
53. “Yeah because your white ass has struggled a day in its life” yasss Annalise dragggggggg.
54. Yeah Asher, get a job.
55. Oh yeah, Michaela and Asher are a thing now.
56. “Welcome to America”, Asher getting burned left and right. I’m ALIVEEEEEE.
57. Michaela killing the game (pun not intended) in and out of the courtroom.
58. Noooo Annalise don’t spill the tea on Oliver!
59. Annalise’s coat is too fab.
60. Oops, looks like Michaela doesn’t quite always have her shit together.
61. Annalise spitting words of wisdom and putting Michaela back in her place in one fatal swoop.
62. Overthrow Judge Hoffman 2k16.
63. *sobbing* KARIM.
64. Coliver isn’t breaking up.
65. See Oliver, Connor isn’t mad at you.
66. OLIVER SHUT UP.
67. OLIVERRRR OLIVER OLIVER YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING.
68. OLIVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
69. COLIVER IS DEAD AND LOVE IS DEAD.
70. Well, to be fair, Madame president, the Keating 5 did commit like 5 murders.
71. WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN AN ABOVE AVERAGE GPA AFTER HAVING COMMITED 5 MURDERS, MADAME PRESIDENT?!?!
72. How does Annalise still have a working liver?
73. Of course Frank isn’t putting up those posters BONNIE, he’s more sohpisticated than that.
74. But he won’t destroy you because he’s a real one.
75. Frank is the only one on this entire show who knows what he’s doing.
76. Okayyyyyyy Annalise, can we stop putting all the blame on others? That may work in the courtroom buttttttt…
77. #TeamLaurel
78. Okay Wes, can we get it through to your head that Laurel is, in fact, her own woman?
79. Awww I like Maggie she cute.
80. Are we going to find out who this mystery person is that Annalise secretly texts in the dead of night?
81. Is it Fra-
82. No, not Frank.
83. Annalise if you have Frank killed I swear to God.
84. Lmaoooooo the tables turned in 0.2 seconds.
85. How to Get Away With Murder, you mean: The Frank Delfino Show
86. Who died?
88. BUT WHO IS IT.
89.Wtf her house is on FIRE.
90. Uhhhhh a whole new season with this stress whyyyy
91. I love this show.