1. When you hear someone else call your best friend their best friend.
2. When your healthy friend tries to convince you to buy some green juice for twelve dollars.
3. When your professor won’t stop lecturing even though class ended five minutes ago.
4. When you go to the first day of class and find out your professor is extremely hot.
5. When someone tells you they didn’t cry during The Fault in Our Stars.
6. When you overhear someone say they don’t like Blank Space by T-Swift.
7. When Freebirds accidentally doesn’t charge you extra for guac.
8. When a guy you’ve been talking to the whole night is too shy to make a move.
9. When a girl types #nofilter on her Instagram when there is clearly a lot of makeup action going on.
10. When you’re trying to tell your friends a story but no one’s listening.
11. When your friend tries to have a drunken have a heart-to-heart every time you go out.
12. When the cute guy you met in class “likes” your profile picture.
13. When you get to a party and all they have is a bunch of plastic handles.
14. When your relatives ask why you don’t have a boyfriend yet.
15. When your TA asks everyone to introduce themselves the first day of section.
16. Whenever you see guys wearing jeans with running shoes.
17. When you can’t walk down the Arbor without 4 different clubs trying to talk to you.
18. When the only thing your friend will talk about are her boyfriend issues.
19. When your friend won’t stop talking about their new cross fit workout regimen.
20. When you and your friends are watching The Bachelor and the commercial break is about to end.
21. When your friend tries to convince you to go to the library to study on a Friday night.
22. When you start planning your perfect itty-bitty-bohemian-effortlessly-chic Coachella outfit.
23. When you literally have to power walk across campus in order to make it to your next class in less than 15 minutes.