We all know what time of year it is. That wonderful time of year when we can pig out on candy with a reasonable excuse. Here are 15 popular types of Halloween candy ranked from worst to best.
15. Tootsie Rolls
The only thing I can think about when I think of Tootsie Rolls is barf. They taste like plastic chocolate and have the consistency of rubber. Why are these still in existence?
14. Brown Candy Corn
I love getting the Autumn Mix bags of candy corn and pumpkins, but the bad part of that heavenly bag is the brown Candy Corn that comes with it. Why the hell would someone ruin candy corn like that?
13. Double Bubble
The only good thing about double bubble is that it has great flavor- for about 10 seconds. After that it tastes like day old gum that Violet Beauregard herself wouldn’t want to chew. But at least it’s consistency is great for bubbles.
12. Almond Joy/ Mounds
It seemed like the creators said, “Let’s put together coconut, almonds, and other gross ingredients together to make an even grosser candy bar.” In all reality, the ingredients are good separate, but totally disgusting when put together.
11. Individually wrapped Twizzlers
If I wanted Twizzlers for a candy snack, I would go out and buy a huge bag of Twizzlers (which I currently have sitting next to me in bed). None of that crap where they are individually wrapped. Let’s give the trick-or-treaters a real snack.
10. Whoppers
Ok, but why isn’t this further up on the list? I hate these too. However, I do enjoy the malt flavor.
9. Baby Ruth
A chocolate covered nougat? Who doesn’t love nougats? Who doesn’t love saying the word nougat? These candy bars are so-so. I’m just not a huge caramel fan.
8. Snickers
Again, not a huge caramel fan. These always get messy whenever I try to eat them, with stringy caramel and the chocolate falling apart. But they do quench my hunger in amazing ways.
7. Tootsie Roll Pops
Now, the only difference between these and tootsie rolls is the lollipop, I know. But I always throw away the tootsie roll part once I hit the middle, and it makes them so much better.
6. Kit Kats
Love love LOVE Kit Kats. My only drawback? When I open the packaging… and they are already broken in two. They’ve got to figure something out here.
5. Nerds
But only the strawberry ones. And when you dump the entire box in your mouth and feel the sourness rage throughout your mouth. Yes. That hits the spot.
4. Reese’s PB Pumpkins
Something about the pumpkin form makes these amazing treats so much better. And peanut butter is my favorite food.
3. Candy Corn/ Candy Pumpkins
I seriously hate it when people post videos of them throwing away candy corn. The only right way to eat candy corn is with a smile!
2. M&Ms
M&Ms were my childhood snack. And my organization-addicted little self would also sort the colors and make rainbows and flowers out of them (yes, I do play with my food). They are so much fun to eat, too! I always see how long it takes me to get past the shell, or try to peel off the shell.
Ok, yes… I’m addicted.
1. Sour Patch Kids
Anyone who knows me knows that I am addicted to Sour Patch Kids (except for the yellow ones). I really don’t need to explain why this amazingly great candy is on the list.