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16 Foolproof Pickup Lines For Every Time and Place on Campus

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Vic chapter.

Have you been wanting to ask out that certain someone for a while, but it never seems like the right time or place? Her Campus at UVic has you covered! We have the perfect pickup line for every time and place on campus.

 

At CARSA:

Do you squat here often? Because this treadmill isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.

 

In Line at Biblio:

You’re MY cup of tea.

 

At the Library:

I forgot my library card… can I still check you out?

 

In the Parking Lot:

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

 

Phoenix Theatre:

If you were a script I would never want to be off book.

 

Felicitas:

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

 

At Mystic Market:

I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you that is!

 

In Calculus Class:

Hey, you can’t spell “Calculus” without “us.”

 

In Computer Science Class:

Hey my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

 

In Chemistry Class:

Hey did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

 

In Astronomy Class:

Are you the moon? Cuz your physique is out of this world!

 

In English Class:

Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

 

Harry Potter and Chill:

Did you survive the Avada Kadavra Curse? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous

 

Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa, or are you just happy to see me?

 

“Friends” and Chill:

How you doin?

 

“Game of Thrones” and Chill:

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

 

Warning: Do not use these lines on anyone who is lactose intolerant, because they are pretty cheesy.

 

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Jess is from Calgary, Alberta, but studies English literature and business at UVic. After her degree, she hopes to pursue a career in the Entertainment Industry. Some of her favourite things are Wes Anderson films, cute coffee mugs and costume parties. When she's not studying or writing for HC, she is usually watching movies, playing soccer or exploring Victoria! 
Ellen is a fourth year student at the University of Victoria, completing a major in Writing and a minor in Professional Writing: Editing and Publishing. She is currently a Campus Correspondent for the UVic chapter, and spends most of her free time playing Wii Sports and going out for breakfast. She hopes to continue her career in magazine editing after graduation, and finally travel somewhere farther than Disneyworld. You can follow her adventures @ellen.harrison