Name: Sydney hard
Year: 2017
Hometown: New York
Major: URBS
Relationship status: in an open relationship with Chris Pratt. it’s kinda like a don’t ask don’t tell kinda situation? We’re super comfortable with each other.
Best Quality: great masseuse. That’s creepy but like, I’m really good.
Worst quality: really can’t lift anything with my arms
Celeb Crush: well I can’t say that… That’d be mean to Chris (Sam smith)
Describe the hook up culture at Penn in 3 words: handjobs are in
Favorite BYO: anything Asian ? Is that obvious
Favorite Drunk eating spot on campus: zestos. Fuck Allegros they have a geographical advantage
Sabiest place to study: didn’t know what sabiest meant until JUST NOW. But now that I am informed, it’s saxbys hands down.
Advice to your freshman year self: just, don’t
Fun Fact: I started designing sneakers my senior year in high school. My friend one day asked if I could doodle on her beat up vans (I doodle incessantly in class) i said sure, and then she asked me if I could do a Michigan pair! Then the power of Instagram took over…. I do a pair a month usually. Check em out! (@shoesbyshard).