1. Chocolate will always leave you satisfied.
2. Chocolate is always sweet, not just when you first meet it.
3. Chocolate makes you feel loved.
4. Chocolate is as good as sex, it’s true!
5. Chocolate is always rich.
6. Chocolate is consistent.
7. Chocolate can be creative and spontaneous.
8. Chocolate won’t break your heart; in fact, dark chocolate is really healthy for your heart.
9. Chocolate understands PMS, and does what it can to make you feel better.
10. Chocolate may go nuts, but it’s still acceptable.
11. Chocolate always smells delicious.
12. Chocolate remains solid, unless melted of course.
13. Once you have found your perfect chocolate, it is committed to pleasuring you always.
14. Chocolate is really easy to pick up.
15. Chocolate comes in all shapes, colours and sizes, there is more than enough for all of us!