This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Mass Amherst chapter.
Parody based on #SororityGirlProbs…because non-sorority girls have probs too!
1. The only sister you have is your real sister.
2. Recruitment sounds like torture.
3. Speaking of recruitment, do you even sleep?
4. The only thing you’ve “rushed” is a last-minute assignment.
5. Your “sorority squat” picture is just…a selfie.
6. Greek letters are extremely foreign to you.
7. Sorority songs? You prefer Beyonce.
8. The only “chapter” you’re aware of is the one you were supposed to read last night.
9. Sorority girl or not, we all have this problem…