Basic Facts
Name: Kevin TheissHometown: Turner, MERelationship Status: I’m ready whenever you are Sign: Slow, Children at Play
Twitter: @Ktheiss92
Campus LifeMajor: EngineeringFavorite thing about UMaine: the mascot BananasHow are you involved on campus: I’ll never hesitate to tell someone to put their cigarette out on campus. Favorite place to eat in Orono: OHOP s/o @orono_houseCampus posse (name some friends): Bananas, Club Hockey Bros, Emily A. Haddad (Dean) mathletes against the world
Best place to meet people at UMaine: Freshman Orientation/Underneath the MistletoeWhy did you choose UMaine: I didn’t, they chose me. My clap bomb from the point brought me here.
Best Professor: Mr. Feeny
Best Class: Probably recess Worst Class: anything on Mondays. (Mondays…. Am I right?)How do you like to spend your weekends here: Sipping mimosas watching Gossip Girl all turnt up
MiscellaneousWhat is on your iPods top rated? The Thong song by Sisqo Boxers or Briefs: Depends…. GET IT?!?!An embarrassing confession: This is my second time filling the campus cutie survey out.
Guilty Pleasure: watching the cheer team practice from under the bleachers Ski or Snowboard: Snow tube Salty or Sweet: No thanks, I’m not hungry Cats or Dogs: Who let the dogs out Dream job: Probably getting drunk watching Rocket Power all day, but getting paid. I think that might just be unemploymentBiggest Pet Peeve: My dog’s name is Rudy not Peeve.
Favorite Charity: Breast Cancer Awareness.
Three words to describe yourself: jackhammer, philanthropist, sensitive
FavoritesFavorite song to dance to at a party: 7 days – Craig David Favorite food: Pizza Favorite Beer: Keystone Light
Favorite App (game or otherwise): Tinder, swipe right when you see me
Pick up line: So what if it’s Just For Men, I did it Just For You
The Nitty GrittyCraziest place you’ve ever had sex: I don’t know but it smelt
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: I’m a big Penguin fan, so I copy what male penguins do and bring the girl I’m going to mate with a small rock. What do you look for in a significant other: wide birthing hips Deal-breaker: gross toes
Celebrity Girl Crush: Oprah. Money talks.
Celebrity Man Crush: Shooter McGavin