Basic Facts
Name: Alan Bennett
Hometown: Gray, Maine
Relationship Status: Single
Sign: Scorpio
Twitter: @AlanKeepsItReal
Instagram: @alandbennett
Campus Life
Major: Journalism/Professional Eating
Favorite thing about UMaine: Free bagels in the commuter lounge
How are you involved on campus: The Maine Campus, Lambda Pi Eta, Black Bear Media Association, TA for HON 170, and I’ve probably taken your photo at some point for the university. Yes, I did see you picking your nose.
Favorite place to eat in Orono: ~Classy~ me says Woodman’s, but I’m pretty trashy so it’s Marg’s.
Campus posse (name some friends): Sexually active band geeks
Best place to meet people at UMaine: You really get to know someone when you make their eggs at Wells every day for a year.
Why did you choose UMaine: I didn’t get into where I wanted and my mom made me apply. *not bitter*
Best Professor: Bridie McGreavy
Best Class: Environmental Communication, Public Affairs Reporting, Intro to Food and Nutrition, Cultural Anthropology
Worst Class: Macroeconomics
How do you like to spend your weekends here: Pretending I’m somewhere else.
Miscellaneous
What is on your iPod’s top rated: Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, Nicki Minaj, Sia, Parade of Lights, Beyonce.
Boxers or Briefs: Boxer briefs
An embarrassing confession: I’m probably better at doing your makeup than you are.
Guilty Pleasure: Food Network. All day. Every day.
Ski or Snowboard: I’m in the lodge with a hot toddy.
Salty or Sweet: Deep fried.
Cats or Dogs: Rabbits
Dream job: Wine taster
Biggest Pet Peeve: When people meticulously taste their coffee and keep making adjustments right in front of the cream and sugar station. Please, GET IN AND GTFO I need my coffee.
Favorite Charity: American Cancer Society and Relay for Life/ Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign
Three words to describe yourself: It’s Britney, bitch.
Favorites
Favorite song to dance to at a party: “I Don’t Need a Man”
Favorite food: FRIES FRIES FRIES
Favorite Beer: Allagash White, Shipyard Export, gin, vodka, tequila, wine, alcohol.
Favorite App (game or otherwise): Snapchat, Instagram, Applebee’s honey BBQ boneless wings.
Pick up line: How do you like your eggs?
The Nitty Gritty
Craziest place you’ve ever had sex: In my mind.
How do you let someone know you’re interested in them: Beg.
What do you look for in a significant other: Sass.
Deal-breaker: If you’re not on my level of weird.
Celebrity Girl Crush: Barefoot Contessa is bae.
Celebrity Man Crush: Nyle DiMarco