Name: Hero Crofton-Macdonald
Nickname: Bro Beans
Age: 2 in dog years; 14 in human years
Major: Frat Hounding
Career Goals: Owning a deli
Campus involvement: Kappa Sigma House Dog/Head of Security
Favorite thing about UMaine: The school colors! Because I can definitely tell them apart…
Best UMaine memory: A golden retriever peed on a tree in front of the house three weeks ago. I have since reclaimed the territory.
Fun fact: I can eat a whole turkey in under five minutes and I hate the song “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan
What are you most known for on campus?
My dad invented Toaster Strudel. Now I’m the second main boss b*tch on campus.
What is your advice for future Black Bears?
Just because you found it in a frat couch, doesn’t mean that it’s not worth eating.