This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Iowa chapter.
- The first thing you think about when you open your eyes is that first, steamy, hot sip of fresh coffee.
- You can’t start your day without even a sip of coffee.
- You are willing to consume coffee in any form.
- You get an intense caffeine headache if you don’t drink enough throughout the day.
- You spend more money on coffee monthly than you do on your monthly utilities.
- You regularly bring up the idea of coffee in an IV form to your friends, family and fellow co-workers.
- You’d rather not talk or interact with any other human until you’ve had your coffee.
- People notice when you have (or haven’t) had your coffee.
- Your friends know that bringing you coffee will make your day.
- Coffee dates. Always.
- You think you look more photogenic with a Starbucks cup in your hand.
- The barista knows your order and name by heart.
- People don’t understand why you drink so many cups of coffee in a day, but then they are really impressed by how much caffeine you actually consume in a day, every day.
- You own how much coffee you consume, and you’re proud of it.
- When someone judges you for your coffee addiction, you hit them with the ~facts~ about how healthy coffee is for you.
- You’re fully aware of your addiction, but hey, It could be worse, right?!