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Dale Mallory: Hawkeye Hottie

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Dale Mallory

Age: 21

Year: Senior

Major: Anthropology 

  • Most despised fashion trends on campus? 

For girls: Off the shoulder sweaters with the collar cut out—so 80s

For guys: exercise t-shirts with the sides sheared open, especially when they’re cut so that the nipples show

  • Your biggest relationship deal-breaker?

When gay guys are “clingy right off the bat,” and want to hang out every day of the week, as opposed to “casually dating” up to that point

  • If you could punch one celebrity in the face without consequence, who would it be?

Justin Bieber – too smug; looks like Vanilla Ice; and he makes Americans look bad because people often forget he’s Canadian 

  • Favorite place to eat in Iowa City?

Pancheros and Oasis!

  • Any hidden talents?

I can embroider and cross-stich

  • Most embarrassing moment as a freshman?

I got on the wrong bus and was stuck on it for an hour and a half 

  • Biggest pet peeve?

When people don’t project their voice when asking a question in class, and just mumble their words

  • Guilty pleasure?

I watch Real Housewives of NJ, the other spinoffs aren’t trashy enough 

  • If you were an alcoholic drink what would you be?

Zima: because I’m discontinued, and only available in Japan

  • If you could add or change something about campus, what would it be?

I would fix the basement of the IMU, that place sounded awesome! (it had a food market, coffe shop, and other great resources but was shut down after a severe flood in 2008)

  • If you came with a warning label, what would it be?

Do Not Feed After Midnight-will multiply with evil twins and try to conquer the world

  • Best TV show in the world?

RuPaul’s Drag Race–who doesn’t like sassy, bitchy drag queens?

  • Favorite class of all time?

Iberian Archeology with Prof. Katina Lillios! It was educational yet full of joking and space alien conspiracy theories from the class 

  • Dream Careers?

Sea otter trainer, and a teen healthcare provider 

 

Renée is a junior at The University of Iowa, majoring in English with a concentration in Creative Writing.
U Iowa chapter of the nation's #1 online magazine for college women.