Hey everyone! Felipe is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER! This is round two of questions and these are the best yet. You asked and I answered:
YOU: Celebrity that you would switch teams for?
FB: Adam Driver. Without hesitation.
YOU: Is a hot dog a sandwich?
FB: Only on Wednesdays.
YOU: Is a thumb a finger?
FB: No.
YOU: Foot fetishes?
FB: Can be lit, can be crusty af.
YOU: Thoughts on PornHub buying Vine?
FB: Thumbs down.
YOU: Favorite Human Centipede movie?
FB: Never seen them.
YOU: If you were a human centipede would you be a middle or end?
FB: End, so I can kick my legs and be more free.
YOU: Are condoms worth it?
FB: Absolutely, wtf.
YOU: Do you double condom?
FB: No, that’s not how it works.
YOU: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
FB: Because things get dirty over time; and no, we aren’t 100% clean when we use them.
YOU: Fave shower tune and why?
FB: Tight Pants / Body Rolls. Song is an absolute B O P.
YOU: Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
FB: Because linguistics is dumb.
YOU: Thoughts on Birkenstocks with socks?
FB: Yes but ONLY if the socks match your ‘fit. White socks, black socks, any solid colored socks are a no go. If it’s something wild and it matches your top, then that’s one spicy meaty-ball.
Thank you for your questions and remember: ASK ME ANYTHING!