Spring break. A time when we get the chance to escape the tedious amounts of homework and hopefully winter if we’re lucky enough, to go somewhere warm. Spring break, a time where we can go wild and hook up with strangers we’ll never have to face again. Oh the regrets… Here’s a compilation of anonymous spring break stories submitted by students.
There was Cancun…
“My bestie and I decided to go to Cancun for a girls weekend. One night at the club, we found two hotties and took them home with us. As we both were hooking up with the guys in the hotel room we stopped, gave each other a high five, and continued. Bonding on a whole new level.”
There was that time in Miami…
“I spent a week in Miami and found a “fun buddy” during my time. He was staying at his mom’s for his break so one day we decided to have sex there. Little did I know he didn’t have a door to his bedroom and his mom decided to come home an hour early from work. She walked in to see me throwing on clothing. Once we changed, he insisted I meet his mom. She refused to come out of her room and he added, “ Mom, you’re making her nervous, come meet her.” Karma I get for sleeping with her son.
Speaking of karma…
“I went down to Myrtle Beach for spring break and met a cute southern boy. Back at my place, things got hot and heavy and we started ripping each others’ clothing off. It was then I saw all of his tattoos. One was Karma on his stomach; the other was “No Ragrets” on his back. Yes, exactly like that movie. I couldn’t continue and sent him home.”
Then there was that party at UNC…
“I went to visit my friends who attend UNC for break. One night we went to a frat party and I saw this guy pick up a girl and start kissing her against the wall. I, being a sucker for frat guys, found that hot. Later that night he approached me and I, being a dope, went home with him. During foreplay he started touching me and made a remark of how tight my kitty cat was…I still had clothing on. After some other weird remarks, I quickly left that room.”
Let’s not forget Los Angeles…
“A group of us decided to take surfing lessons while staying in LA. Our instructor was a total babe and later that night I took her out. Back in my hotel room, we started banging and she told me she liked it rough. So I threw her around a bit and we started going around the whole room. When I threw her against the door I hit her head so hard it made a huge hole. I stopped to make sure she was okay. She gave me a confused look and asked why I stopped. The next day we looked at the damage. Hole in the door, shoe marks on the wall, and we took the knob off the closet.”
Unfortunately (or some could say, fortunately), everyone is safely back in the cold and away from the wild times of spring break, but these great (and/or regretful) memories will last forever.