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How You’re Handling Trump Based on Your Zodiac Sign

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Conn chapter.

Aries

You’re at your desk, going to town, writing a strongly worded article about why Trump is #notmypresident. It will probably go viral.

Taurus

You get into arguments- I mean…debates- with people who are less educated- I mean have different opinions- than you do. You still don’t understand what possessed anyone to vote for this buffoon.

Gemini

You’re jumping all over the place from, “This is fine, nothing is wrong,” to, “Oh my god we’re all going to die.” Will you just mellow out? Probably not, but no one is really asking you to; we’re all a little freaked out. You keep on doing you, boo. Someday this will all be over.

Cancer

You’re thinking about this madness at night, contemplating if you should just run to Canada and become a farmer. The further you are away from Trump, the better for you. He isn’t good for your emotional well being; we all know how sensitive you are. 

Leo

At first you were indifferent (things weren’t really affecting you yet) but then something inside of you snapped and now you are a strong voice of equality and politics, and not even Trump can stop you there. 

Virgo

Your Twitter is fire. You call Mr. Cheeto out on all of the lies he spews on the daily. You get the news alerts and immediately must let all of your followers know that you are paying attention and taking notes on the abomination in the White House.

Libra

The lies are adding up, and you remember it all. You may not be screaming it to the world how much this presidency is a disgrace, but everyone you’re close with knows exactly how you feel. Someday, you will tell the story to your grandchildren of the most terrible presidency to ever happen.

Scorpio

You are at every march, every rally, every thing where a loud voice is needed. Your are ready to be front and center to fight the madness and never look back.

Sagittarius

You’re running all of the fundraisers to help the people being affected by Trump’s actions. You are a strong supporter of the people and organizations taking a hit from the administration, like Planned Parenthood and DACA recipients.

Capricorn

You keep up with all of the lawsuits coming up against Trump. Let’s be real, it was probably a Capricorn who filed them, too. You are not about this malarkey in Washington, and you’re ready to fight for the rights of the people.

Aquarius

You’re hoping for a quick impeachment, and then never having to look at or hear about “45” again. The minute he is out of office, you will breathe a deep sigh of relief.  

Pisces

When you’re motivated, you can do anything, but when you aren’t, nap time, here you come. With friends around you to throw some motivation your way, you are a wave of force, ready to be the helping hand everyone needs. Support your crying friend, be there to hold signs in a rally and toss some dollars to fundraisers. You are gonna help any way you can.

 

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