Meet Harry Walton
He is a London native and junior studying Applied Math and Economics here at UConn. Don’t worry girls, he’s single!
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Harry’s day is really busy. When he wakes up, he likes to stare desperately at the alarm clock, hoping to turn back time. He then panics when he realizes his super powers don’t work that day (or any day for that matter).
He then starts to run from breakfast to classes to track to work. He’s on the club track team, which explains why he’s always running everywhere.
If he has time he might meet up with some friends but usually he’s eating Chinese food in his room, listening to Blink-182, admiring a picture of mountains, while watching The Dark Knight and Archer simultaneously.
Did I mention he is also a musician? He plays the drums, you may find him in the music practice rooms. Hey you never know, he might serenade you with a sick beat.
A perfect date with this mighty catch includes walking 30 miles, “followed by some manual labour”. His words, not mine.
When you’re on the date with him, remember that he doesn’t like it when girls are too serious. So let loose and have some fun!
What really gets Harry hot and heavy is when girls can spit out some math facts. For a math major like him, just chant the quadratic formula and he might just faint from severe attraction. Study up ladies!
If you don’t know what to wear or how to do your make up, his celeb crush is John Oliver. Just try to base your look on that. You gotta be the perfect package.
When on your date, ask him about his gymnastics history. One of his special talents is doing cartwheels.
If you run out of things to talk about, just bring up the weather at UConn. The “unending hellish winter” here is one of his favorite things about the university!
Right: Harry
Hurry and snatch up this dapper young lad before anyone else does.