Name: Doug Kmiotek
Age: 19
Hometown: Calabasas, CA
Major: Theater
Year: Junior
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A hammock on a beach in paradise with a slight breeze.
2. What is your greatest fear?
Losing the people close to me.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
People are inconsiderate. Espceically when they cut me in line at Boot Pizza.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself.
I care too much about what people think about me.
5. What is your current state of mind?
Solid. Or liquid. No, definitely gas.
6. What words or phrases do you most overuse?
“The,” “if,” “and,” “a,” give me a hand with the body.
7. What talent would you most like to have?
I would lie without feeling guilty. Then I could play poker.
8. What would you consider your greatest achievement?
This article. No question.
9. Where would you most like to live?
A villa on the Italian coast.
10. What is your most treasured possession?
My cell phone. I don’t know how people lived without them.
11. What do you value most in your friends?
A true friend who will drop everything to be there for you when you need them.
12. What do you most dislike?
I most dislike how people loose sight of how lucky they are to have all of their opportunities, and how they waste a life that people around the world would dream of having. And cockaroaches. I dislike cockaroaches.
13. What is your motto?
“Who cares? We’re all gonna be grass one day…” It’s just like “YOLO” except it’s less douchey and involves the circle of life.