1) People who didn’t get into Vanderbilt or Emory
They’re probably from the northeast and wanted to go south for college – obviously. They won’t hesitate to tell you how much they love it here, though. Why else would people from those schools come visit for Mardi Gras?
2) Northerners
Long Island, Westchester, Philly, Chicago. Enough said. South Florida and LA’ers, you’re honorary members of this club, just don’t forget to bring your North Face.
3) Southerners
Can be found wearing Southern Tide and posting “TSWRA” on Yik Yak.
4) B-Schoolers
You’ll see them cooped up in a breakout room complaining about a Financial Accounting exam or another group project they have to do.
5) Hipsters
I know you’re trying to get to philosophy class, but please don’t run me over with your bike.
6) Pre-Med Kids
You’ll know who they are because they’ll bring it up within five seconds of meeting them. They can’t talk for long, though – they have an orgo exam in three weeks.
7) Architecture
Do you even go here?
8) Sorority Girls
If you’re looking for them, they’ll be at the Starbucks at Loyola.