To all my SINGLE LADIES,
Homecoming was last weekend and as a freshman all I had were SWEET DREAMS… but some of my expectations did not meet reality.
Expectation: Dressing up, from the face tats to the socks. I expected to see everyone UPGRADE U into their best version of a Jumbo DIVA.
Reality: PRETTY HURTS when it’s freezing cold and rainy.
Expectation: One big PARTY from 12pm to 12am.
Reality: by 3pm it was the END OF my TIME and I definitely slept like a BABY BOY
Expectation: Let’s just say I expected to see the whole student section ready to get in FORMATION
And when the football team walked on the field… they were ready to RUN THE WORLD.
Reality: IF I WERE A BOY football would not be my thing #scary
Expectation: Oh and don’t forget those IRREPLACEABLE hot dogs…
Reality: that ended up being the BEST THING I NEVER HAD
Expectation: But HOLD UP what about Waka Flocka Flame… I was hoping for a FLAWLESS performance
Reality: I sure was CRAZY IN LOVE
I ain’t SORRY about the weekend
XO, Eliza
P.S. I already have a COUNTDOWN until next homecoming
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