Things That Are More Reliable Than Maryland’s Weather

We all know that Maryland’s weather can be a bit unpredicatble. Our meteorologists work their hardest, but no one really knows what Maryland’s skies are going to do. So, here’s an inconclusive list of things that are more reliable than our ridiculous weather:

1. Towson’s Shuttles
2. The McDonal’s ice cream machine being in service
3. Your mom when she says she’ll “only be a minute”
4. Finding the matching sock
5. Tinder profile pictures
6. The speed limit
7. Amazon reveiws
8. Quiet hours
9. Edible dining hall food
10. Getting a text back from a fuckboy
11. Getting to your 8am on time
12. The elevators in West Village Garage
13. The elevators in Res Tower
14. The elevators in The Towers
15. The elevators, in general
16. Short lines at Chipotle
17. Quiet upstairs neighbors

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