Do not fear! You are not alone in your addiction to coffee. Rather, join the rest of us in celebrating our obsession with the best way to get caffeinated. If you relate to any of these confessions, then you’ve already taken the first step in admitting you’re a coffeeholic.
1. You go to bed dreaming of what coffee you’ll be drinking the next morning.
2. The day hasn’t started until your hands are grasping that cup of caffeine.
3. And if anyone tries to talk to you beforehand, it’s a lost cause.
4. Once the caffeine kicks in, you feel like you can do anything.
5. Even if your life is a mess, the coffee makes it look like you know what you’re doing.
6. Or just when you’re in need of a pick me up, coffee is always there for you.
7. In a fight with your friend? You go grab coffee. Fight with your boyfriend? Grab coffee. Fighting with no one? Still go grab coffee.
8. People frequently comment on your coffee consumption, but you don’t find a problem with it.
9. Coffee has treated you better than any man has.
10. Yet you’re convinced that one day you’ll meet the love of your life in a coffee shop.
11. Which is where you could die happily.
12. In your internet history lies a search for “can you get an IV filled with coffee.”
13. You’ve taken more shots of espresso during the week than you do on the weekend.
14. During school you catch yourself spending more money on coffee than you do on textbooks.
15. A majority of your birthdays end with the accumulation of Starbucks gift cards.
16. Sometimes the only thing keeping you sane is the venti that got you through the day.
17. More than you would like to admit, you’re not you without coffee.