It’s that time of year again; Halloween! To help your costume search go a little more smoothly, here is a guide to the top 10 unsexy costumes that someone, somewhere thought would be sexy, and you may want to avoid.
1. Sexy Hamburger
Collegiettes, this is a real costume. I think the bun beret really makes it.
2. Sexy Taco
What’s sexier than Mexican food? Pretty much everything.
3. Sexy Brown Bear
This “sexy” brown bear costume even has little bears sewn onto it. Just so you know before you purchase, the headband and legwarmers are sold separately.
4. Sexy Pizza
The crust collar makes this costume really special. I’ve also never heard of peperoni, pepper, and olive pizza. From the looks of it, I think I’ll pass.
5. Sexy Honey Badger
This costume is a little scary. I mean, look at the hat.
6. Sexy Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald is supposed to make little kids happy. There should not be a sexy Ronald McDonald costume. It is just weird.
7. Sexy Credit Card
This costume is so many different things and not one of them is sexy. And don’t worry; if gold isn’t your color, they have platinum too.
8. Sexy Snowman
This costume is so hot, it will melt.
9. Sexy Lobster
The fuzzy lobster claws are kind of a must for this costume, but having them on will make it hard to do pretty much anything else.
10. Sexy Winnie the Pooh
I’m speechless.