Tyler Shultz '13

Name
Tyler Shultz
 
Major
Biomechanical Engineering
 
Year
Sophomore
 
Hometown
Los Gatos, CA
 
What’s your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?
“Desperate Housewives” is my favorite show.
 
Who taught you how to get sexy for a brotha?
I don’t know what that means.
 
What’s your favorite dietary supplement?
Teddy Grahams — they’re a supplement to my diet.
 
Are you sure about that?
Pretty sure. …water?
 
What is your least favorite European country?
Italy. Because I really hate the Italian language…only because I’m really bad at it. I took it for 4 years in high school and then took a placement test here and got placed into 1.
 
Describe your perfect date?
With someone I already kind of know pretty well, and we do something that’s out of the ordinary. Not just a movie and dinner, but I’d want to get a canoe and paddle out into Lake Lag — wait, that’s kind of gross, ok some lake and then just swim.
 
If you were stranded on a desert island, what would be your last thought before you died?
I’d think of my mom.
 
If you could have lunch with any person living or dead, what would you order?
I would order a Panini cooked on Panini day, from Branner dining, on Thursday, at lunch.
 
Do you dye your hair?
No.
 
How’d you get that color?
It just goes like that. The longer it gets, it gradually turns lighter.
 
What’s your favorite movie?
It’s a tossup between “Grizzly Man” and “This Is Spinal Tap.”
 
What can you not stand in a girl?
Baby talk.
 
Why?
Because it’s really annoying.
 
What’s the ONE thing that makes you YOU?
I’m like an onion, I have a lot of layers.
 
What would you do with a billion dollars?
I don’t know. Probably nothing.
 
Favorite dance move?
Twist and flail-from my bro Conor Doherty
 
Finish this sentence: Never ever have I ever…
…enjoyed a game of never have I ever.
 
Who do you aspire to be?
I aspire to be slash, of Guns N’ Roses.