There is probably no better way to honor your ex beau than to name a hissing cockroach after them, especially with Valentine’s Day approaching. We’re sure you can name a few experiences in your former relationship that is deserving of a personalized roach, so why not? Valentine’s day is all about spreading the love and it’s the thought that counts no matter the gift… right?
The Bronx Zoo is selling multiple name-roaching packages with a price point to meet everyone’s budget. The package with the plush cockroach is sold out, darn it, but for $35 your ex can get a hissing cockroach named after them, a digital certificate, and something sweet by Nunu Chocolate Company delivered to them with a physical certificate. For $10, your ex will recieve a digital certificate celebrating the roach named after them. Just picture their face on V Day morning: priceless.
This doesn’t have to apply to just your ex either. If there’s anyone in your life that needs some extra lovin’ from a roach, your revenge-filled wishes have been answered.