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The Week Before Final Exams Told By The Kardashians

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at SMCVT chapter.

 

Have you ever wondered what could be more stressful than final exam week? The answer is, the seven days before final exam week. On top of studying, final projects are expected to be presented and papers need to be complete. There is no doubt you’re smarter than Kris Jenner and her daughters, but their oh so stressful lives seem surprisingly relatable all of a sudden. Here are seven days worth of Kardashian to reassure you that you’re not alone.

 

Monday:

You’re trying to stay positive. You know how much you have to do this week, how much information you have to recall from the start of the semester, and how late you need to stay up each night. You’re completely focused and ready to stay organized. Little did you forget, your professor would still be teaching you new material. The likelihood of retaining this new information is slim to none.

 

That same day, you go to your afternoon class and your professor assigns a group project due by the end of the week. Okay, cool. This definitely won’t interfere with any of your prior study plans. It’s totally fine that all odds seem to be against you. Really, it’s fine.

 

 

Tuesday:

Your mom calls because she knows today marks exactly one week before you take on your most difficult exam. She makes sure you still have some of your sanity and checks in to see if you have even started studying. Of course the answer is yes! You have obviously retained 476 pages of cumulative information AND held onto your sanity. When she asks you if you’re worried about failing at all, you speak out with confidence and say…

 

But once you hang up the phone, you immediately have Mental Breakdown #1 of the week. Of course you’re not prepared. Should you be? Of course you should.

 

 

Wednesday:

You decide it is time to meet with your professor to get some answers to what seems like all of life’s questions. You also just want to convince yourself that you can be somewhat proactive and studious. They ask you how you feel about the material so far. Might as well be brutally honest at this point. One more day of class; what is there even left to lose?

 

After blubbering out of utter frustration the whole walk back to your dorm, you inform your friends that your life sucks (as if they aren’t feeling the same way). You try and disregard the fact that you just endured Mental Breakdown #2, but your swollen eyes and puffy face are almost as hard to hide as Kris’ allergic reaction to food she ate in the Dominican.

 

 

Thursday:

You and your study group sit and whine for the first fifteen minutes that you’re together. Everyone gets overly supportive and infuses the area with false confidence and enthusiasm. You remind each other that winter break is just around the corner!

 

Now you’re all amped and in overdrive. You start to miraculously understand everything you’ve been studying and find yourselves spitting facts as fast as Kanye spits rhymes.

 

 

Friday:

Oh no, here comes the weekend. This is usually a night that you would go out with friends and let loose a little. You spend the entire day convincing yourself that you don’t even have friends or any other reason to go out. Brainwash yourself into studying; sounds healthy.

 

 

Saturday:

You really can’t take it any longer. You’ve been studying for what feels like a century. Too much work with so little reward. It is inevitable that you convince yourself that you deserve a little treat to get the night started.

 

 

Sunday:

This is it. The last day before the chaos begins. Here comes the week of truth. If you don’t know the information now, you won’t know it in time for the test. Whatever happens, happens. You’ll definitely be prepared, but on the off chance you’re not…   

 

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CC for HC SMCVT. Massachusetts girl, who somehow ended up in Northern Vermont. Senior at Saint Michel's College studying Media, Journalism & Digital Arts. Interests include: running, Bridesmaids, bagels, the color navy and guacamole. Firm believer that you can never be overdressed or overeducated.