1) WHY IS IT OVER ALREADY?!
Seriously? Why does a week of classes feel 100 times longer than a week off?
2) It was just 90 degrees in the Bahamas, why am I coming back to snow?
I’m sunburnt, in a winter coat with a scarf and gloves. Am I the only one who sees a problem with this?
3) Am I going to be hungover from Vegas for the rest of my life?
Fat Tuesday, enough said.
4) Oh sh*t, did I have assignments to do? Oops.
I have a vague memory of a paper or something, but I’m too hungover to actually remember.
5) Why is it so cold?
Spring Break feels colder than winter break. Again, am I the only one who sees a problem with this?
6) Do my professors really think I’m ready to learn and refreshed? Cause I’m not.
I know I was supposed to be on a ‘break’, but I got less sleep than I do on campus. Seriously, they say NYC is the city that never sleeps? Have they been to Vegas?
7) Yup, I was supposed to write a paper. Oops.
It’s coming back to me now. 5 pages, all not done.
8) 6 weeks to salvage my GPA
Want to know what’s probably not coming back to me? My GPA, that’s what.
9) OH MY GOD
Holy. Sh*t.
10) 6. WEEKS. LEFT.
Wait, actually, where did this semester go?!