In the world of under-21 fun, most of us inevitably attend our fair share of college house parties. Some nights are better than others for sure, but without a doubt you can always count on encountering at least one of each of the following types of people at your typical Rowan house party:
1. The creeper
So you’re having a good time at the party and a random guy who you don’t know keeps asking you to dance, and you repeatedly turn him down. He continues to follow you around and create awkward situations. Your friends laugh at you and think this is funny, but you just want to get out of there as soon as possible.
2. The highly promiscuous girl
The girl who is in a corner making out with some guy she just met and then moves on to the next guy. She clearly does not care about what others think about her and her only goal is to have fun. Yes, that kind of fun.
3. Beer Pong Douche
No matter who this person is they have the mindset that the game belongs to them. They will keep score, explain their rules, tell you what you’re doing wrong, tell you that you suck at the game, and will be on your ass the entire time.
4. The too-drunk friend
Everyone has this friend. You’re with a group of friends and there is always that one who is done for the night but insists on continuing to drink because he/she "is fine." You try to give them water instead of beer in the hopes that they won't notice, but they're pretty much out of anyone's hands.
5. The Mom
This friend is pretty self explanatory. She closely monitors her alcohol intake, if drinking at all, so that she'll be competent and alert when it comes time to take the aforementioned too-drunk friend home. She will most likely resent her role as The Mom from time to time, but continues to do it knowing that if she doesn't, no one else will.