You know you went to Rowan when…
1) …You’ve found ways to wear a combination of yellow and brown that’s almost flattering.
2)…You’ve had to explain to someone what a “Prof” is.
3) …Landmark Americana is a literal landmark for you.
4) …At least one person has relayed their memories of Glassboro State College to you.
5) …You’re used to an umbrella and rain boats as accessories.
6) …You’re desensitized to fire alarms.
7) …You’re a pro at aggressively crossing 322.
8) …You’re well acquainted with at least one Sodexo worker.
9) …You leave your house an hour early to compete for commuter parking.
10) …You know what a Boro Buck is.
11) …You’ve debated the existence of central jersey and the superiority of north and south.
12) …You’re familiar with, but still confused by, pentagonal desks.
13)… An old man has preached to you about sin in front of the student center.
14) …You know Bunce Hall’s beautiful architecture does not match its smelly interior.
15) …You know that “the pit” is not an armpit, even though it confused you the first time.
16) …You’ve tried to pay with your student ID at actual food establishments.
17) …You’ve experienced exile when walking through campus on a weekend.
18) …You know what RAH stands for.
19) …You’ve pleaded with the Rowan WiFi.
20) …”Dick Wackar” is not an obscenity.