1. The scariest part of Halloween in college? Having class that day.
2. Why don’t professors cancel class on Halloween? Chances are I won’t be paying attention unless the professor is dressed up and passing out candy.
3. You know what else is scary? November starts tomorrow.
4. If my costume doesn’t work out, I can always dress up as a biker chick.
5. Someone please tell me Hocus Pocus and Halloweentown are on TV today.
6. Where are we going out tonight? Frat house? Friend’s house? As long as we go to a place where I can wear a costume, I’m fine with anything.
7. How’s my costume? And my hair? Do I need lipstick?
8. Let me check the mirror one more time before we leave.
9. Okay I’m ready to go! No, wait, maybe I do need lipstick.
10. It is essential to post a picture on Instagram of you and your friends in costume
11. Can’t I just go back to being trick-or-treating?
12. Seriously: why do so many girls dress up like cats?
13. Isn’t it funny how at 9:00pm Halloween night as a kid, you were back at home and the night was over. Now at 9:00, you’re still getting ready.
14. But Halloween is still about going out into the night with your friends as you play dress up and make believe. And honestly, what could be more fun than that?
Have a safe and happy Halloween!