Has anyone ever actually had sex in the stacks?
Is it called Rocky’s or Blimpies now? Because both signs are hanging outside their door.
When were Wilder and Anderson actually built because they look like tennant houses from the 40’s.
Has beer actually soaked into the walls in Theta Chi? Because it consistantly smells like bad decisions down there.
How often does facilities clean the showers? Do they even clean them?
What is Mel sauce made of?
How did the Drama House get to be on the frat quad?
Who is that guy with the pink headband who hangs around the Pit but neve seems to be doing any work?
Why does my room only have two temperature settings: ice or lava?
And lastly, something everyone has asked themselves at one point or another, WHY IS IT SO FREAKING COLD OUT?!