“Wait you can get Amazon Prime free as a student?” –Katelyn Sanchez, senior
Yes. Yes, Katelyn, indeed you can. Of all the things I’ll miss about college, my Amazon Prime student membership is what I’ll miss the most. Sorry friends, you just can’t compete with free 2-day shipping. Not to mention the sheer number of useless and completely unnecessary items that can be purchased for $6.95. Galactic print leggings? Check. Star Wars Bop-It? Check. Neon green and pink “D.A.R.E. to Keep Kids Off Drugs” fanny pack to keep your drugs in? Check. Book report due Friday? You could wait till Tuesday to order the book and still have it done in time (I did). There was a point where I never even left the house (those were the days) because everything I needed could be delivered to my doorstep in two days or less. Out of toothpaste? No worries! Low on potassium? You can get a fresh, organic bunch of bananas in just 48 hours. Katelyn, sorry girl, you sure missed out. And Amazon Prime, you will be missed and you might just be the reason I decide to go to grad school.