This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Rhodes chapter.
Name: Benton Parker
Hometown: Madison, MS
Year: Sophomore
Campus Involvement: Woolsocks and Pike
Relationship Status: Single
1) Do you possess any hidden talents?
I can play a mean jazz flute. Also novice dolphin trainer
2.) What would your death row meal be?
Chicken Parm from the Rat
3.) Why would you be on death row?
With my luck I’d be framed for murder. It’s okay though I could pull off a Shawshank
4.) Would you rather never be able to cut your hair or your toenails?
Hair all the way. I’d be alright with ending up as an old hippie
5.) If you were an animal what animal would you be?
I’d be a bald eagle cause damn it I love this country
6.) Describe your dream girl in three words?
Lana Del Rey
7.) What would be your ideal hideaway spot on Rhodes campus?
Gooch Hall. If it’s good enough for P Troutt its good enough for me
8.) What is your favorite song to sing karaoke?
Wasn’t Me by Shaggy
9.) Tell us about your very first crush!
It was Valentine’s Day in elementary school. Her name was Lauren. I left a cheesy note in her desk, trying to impress her by sneaking the word “eggcelent” in there. She asked me if I wrote it and I said no. Needless to say our romance was brief.
10.) And finally, I’m sure all of our readers are dying to know, are you currently crushing on anyone?
Nothing realistic, but Lana if you’re reading this hit me up