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40 Thoughts While Trying to Use PrintHub

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Rhodes chapter.
  1. $3.70 left of printing money. Clutch. SO glad I took an English and a Psychology class this semester!
  2. Barrett 115. My old friend. Print.
  3. Wow…wait…where’s the Barrett 115 printer? And the color printer?
  4. *PrintHub cackles maniacally*
  5. What in ~tarnation~?! What is this thing?
  6. I just printed 10 pages that disappeared into cyberspace.
  7. That’s a whole dollar wasted…
  8. Down to $2.70. Whew. Playing with fire here.
  9. Ok. Ok. Maybe I should just read these directions they have taped onto…the PrintHub.
  10. …No, no, I already don’t want to, it’s way too complicated, I don’t know how to read.
  11. *presses random buttons*
  12. Nothing is happening. This is ridiculous. I want Barrett 115 back.
  13. I’m just going to try to print one more time.
  14. Aaaand we’re down to $1.70. My papers better be there. Heading back…
  15. What…where did this line come from?
  16. No…not a line…this is an angry mob
  17. They’re screaming
  18. I’m scared
  19. I can’t do this
  20. They’re so angry
  21. I’m going to go hide at my computer
  22. But…I HAVE to have this printed by my next class and I literally have 5 minutes.
  23. I’m going to try to print to the Middle Ground. That won’t be crowded, right?
  24. One more chance or I’m really headed into the red…
  25. *print*…
  26. $0.70. I’ve hit rock bottom. All right. Headed to the MG.
  27. Please be in the MG, please be in the MG…
  28. Yes! There’s no one here.
  29. Wait…
  30. Out…out of toner…? Are you serious?
  31. What’s that sound?
  32. Wait…
  33. It’s the mob
  34. They’re coming
  35. What are they carrying…?
  36. Oh no. Oh no. They’ve got the PrintHub. They’ve got it hoisted above their heads.
  37. They’re going to drop it off the top floor of Ohlendorf!
  38. You know what…
  39. Not gonna stop them.
  40. #StopPrintHub2k17

Credit:

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Hi! I'm Nathalie Vacheron, a senior at Rhodes hailing from Germantown, Tennessee. I love to write, I love to edit, and I'm in love with the voice Her Campus gives to women across college campuses. In addition to Her Campus, I'm involved in my sorority, Tri Delta, work in the Counseling/Health Center, am a First Year mentor, and love to run when I can. I'm a Business & Commerce major concentrating in management with a minor in Psychology. I hope to go into health administration, community health, or work for a non-profit (and write a book somewhere in-between...) xoxo