Wine. It is the loyal best friend when your best friend just isn’t feeling so loyal. It’s been there throughout your entire undergrad (or undergrad thus far), and it knows you inside and out. It keeps your secrets, it never judges you and it will (almost) never let you down.
1. It never judges you for day drinking.
School is stressful? You need to sleep but instead you decide to drown your sorrows in a big glass of wine, or bottle, at 11 a.m.
2. It never thinks you’re too poor to hangout with.
Money issues? A bottle is cheaper than a chicken breast. Is there really any argument there?
3. It will never question you for having one too many.
… and making a fool of yourself.
4. It will always support your bad decisions.
5. It is there through your mid-university crisis.
6. It saw you through all the good times.
7. It always says yes to dessert.
8. It never gets jealous.
Sick of red wine? It doesn’t care, go have some white!
9. It always listened to your BS.
That asshole! How dare he break your heart! … for the 15th time … no judgment here.
10. It was ALWAYS down for some Netflix and eat your face off.
11. It always makes you more creative when writing papers.
Need to BS your paper for the elective? There’s nothing too far fetched for a glass – or five- of wine. Just make sure you have time to fix up those spelling errors.
12. It helps you make more friends.
13. It has your back in every situation.
14. It will never judge your appearance.
Sweat pants, little black dress … it takes you how you are
15. It is your best friend and boyfriend.
It wears all hats.